Bee Movie Alternative Description

When a women and a bee form an unlikely relationship, producers realize they're getting dangerously close to making a children's movie about bestiality

Listening To Music

Me: *listening to music*

NSA: "Jesus fuck this guy has great taste."

2019 Hopes

Can 2019 please be the year we stop using squirrel voices in songs?

What Devs Say And Don't Say

What Devs Say: By forcing our users to update we ensure they're protected against the latest security flaws.

MRW An Application Tries To Force Updates

Program: I know you don't want me to update, but I'm forcing you to update, because I know what's best for you.

The Linux Legend

Legend says that when you get fed up with Windows,

Antivirus On Linux

Scan all the files you want. If anyone says, "You don't need antivirus

Music

It only takes one good song to change your day.

People

Most people are either stupid, cruel, or some combination of the two.

You Know You're Tired When

You know you're tired when you try to move a bunch of files into

YOLO

Still saying YOLO even though it's 2018.

Windows 10 And Start Icons

Me: *Opens start menu*
Me: Where are my icons?

Windows 10 And Sleep

Me: Wake up Windows 10. I want to use my computer.
Windows 10: Oooooouuuuuuummmmmmmgggggg. 5 more minutes.

Windows 10 And OneDrive

Me: Don't start OneDrive at startup.
Windows 10: Okay :).

The Butterfly Effect

According to the butterfly effect, this post could

Spring Scales

Apparently spring scales don't measure how awesome a season it's gonna be.

Sneezing While Driving

Sneezing while you're driving is terrifying.

One Of Those Days

I'm having one of those days where my toes magically

OkCupid Matches

I got matched with an icecream cone today on OkCupid. Their

Many Worlds Interpretation

If Hugh Everette's many-worlds interpretation is correct then somewhere out there a pre-teen Samuel Elliott is