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Little Foots Parents - Tweet



Womens Purfume - Tweet



Buying A Time Machine In Canada - Tweet



The Best Way To Prevent Your Car Being Stolen In Canada - Tweet



This Is Sparta - Tweet



If nobody asks questions at the end of a lesson it doesn't make you a great teacher - Tweet



If Global Warming Continues - Tweet



Downward Escalators - Tweet



Doctor Eats Apple - Tweet



Little Foot's Parents


"One herd had only a single baby. [...] they called him "Littlefoot." [...] All that remained of his herd was his mother, grandmother, and his grandfather. - The Land Before Time

Uhm, what?

The Best Way To Prevent Your Car Being Stolen In Canada


In Canada the best way to prevent your car being stolen is not to plug it in over night.

Womens' Purfume


If womens' purfume is supposed to make them smell attractive to men, shouldn't it be scented like beer or engine oil, instead of flowers and softness?

This Is Sparta


In the movie 300, when King Leondus has his "THIS IS SPARTA!" hissy fit, and kicks the enemy messengers down the well, they get the last laugh, because their corpses are now contaminating his peoples' water supply.

If nobody asks questions at the end of a lesson it doesn't make you a great teacher


If nobody asks questions at the end of a lesson, it doesn't make you a great teacher. Yes you've explained the material well enough that nobody is confused, but you haven't inspired anyone to explore beyond the lesson. Every subject has the potential to be amazing.

If Global Warming Continues


If global warming continues, I'M GONNA SAVE SO MUCH ON MY HEATING BILL.

Downward Escalators


Shouldn't the downward escalators be called de-escalators?

Doctor Eats Apple


What happens if a doctor eats an apple?

Buying A Time Machine In Canada


The worst part about buying a time machine in Canada is that you'd never be able to use it, because the speed limit here is significantly below the 88mph required to make a jump. Heck, we Canadians could all be driving time machines, and nobody would ever know it.

The Mysterious Beyond - Tweet


The Mysterious Beyond


In The Land Before Time movies they refer to everything outside The Great Valley as The Mysterious Beyond which, makes no sense, because they travelled through it to reach The Great Valley. Also, they used to live there.
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