Showing posts with label micro-posts. Show all posts
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Jedi Buttdial - Tweet

Jedi Buttdial

Imagine being a Jedi, accidentally "butt-dialing" your lightscaber, and it cuts off your god damn leg.

9/11 Rescue Dogs - Tweet

9/11 Rescue Dogs

I recently read a post about rescue dogs during 9/11 finding so few survivors alive that it hurt their confidence. To make the dogs feel better rescue workers would hide in the wreckage, and pretend to be found. Most people would have been touched by this post, but I was too distracted by the photo of a resuce worker wearing a breathing mask, and a dog with no protection. A quick internet search points out that while protection does to some extent exist for dogs, resuce dogs can't wear masks, because they need their nose to smell for survivors. If you need a mask, you've got no business bringing a dog in there, because the dog doesn't understand the risk it's taking. It's animal abuse, period, and some of these dogs have died as a result.

Searched For RAM On Kijiji - Tweet

Searched For RAM On Kijiji

Searched for RAM on Kijiji for my PC, and now I keep getting recommended sheep ads.

Are We Ever Going To Address The Fact - Tweet

Are We Ever Going To Address The Fact

Are we ever going to address the fact that Franklin (the turtle who could tie his shoes and count by twos) lived in a nudist colony hidden deep in the woods?

Keep It Simple Stupid

The lack of an easy to use quick to learn programming language prevents most people from truely participating in the open source community

ReactOS Is A Second Chance

ReactOS will never be able to substitute for Windows, because it lags too far behind in development.

Listening To Austra While Driving

Listening to anything by Austra while driving makes me feel like I'm in a car commercial that's trying to sell something sporty to millennials.

Driving Fast

Drive fast, you get a ticket. Drive slow, you get more time to listen to your music.

This Generations' Obsession With GIFs

I'm pretty sure this generations' obsession with GIFs is all because of the moving pictures in the Harry Potter series.

Bee Movie Alternative Description

When a women and a bee form an unlikely relationship, producers realize they're getting dangerously close to making a children's movie about bestiality

Listening To Music

Me: *listening to music*

NSA: "Jesus fuck this guy has great taste."

2019 Hopes

Can 2019 please be the year we stop using squirrel voices in songs?
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