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Showing posts with label micro-posts. Show all posts

Listening To Music


Me: *listening to music*

NSA: "Jesus fuck this guy has great taste."

2019 Hopes


Can 2019 please be the year we stop using squirrel voices in songs?

Antivirus On Linux


Scan all the files you want. If anyone says, "You don't need antivirus

Music


It only takes one good song to change your day.

People


Most people are either stupid, cruel, or some combination of the two.

You Know You're Tired When


You know you're tired when you try to move a bunch of files into

YOLO


Still saying YOLO even though it's 2018.

Windows 10 And Start Icons


Me: *Opens start menu*
Me: Where are my icons?

Windows 10 And Sleep


Me: Wake up Windows 10. I want to use my computer.
Windows 10: Oooooouuuuuuummmmmmmgggggg. 5 more minutes.

The Butterfly Effect


According to the butterfly effect, this post could

Spring Scales


Apparently spring scales don't measure how awesome a season it's gonna be.

Sneezing While Driving


Sneezing while you're driving is terrifying.

One Of Those Days


I'm having one of those days where my toes magically

OkCupid Matches


I got matched with an icecream cone today on OkCupid. Their

Many Worlds Interpretation


If Hugh Everette's many-worlds interpretation is correct then somewhere out there a pre-teen Samuel Elliott is

Global Warming


Person: *starts talking about global warming, and how it's a serious issue*

Me: *starts

Emoji


When I was young emoji were simple. Now
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