Ever Been? - Tweet

The Worst Part About Watching Back To The Future - Tweet

Keep It Simple Stupid

The lack of an easy to use quick to learn programming language prevents most people from truely participating in the open source community

ReactOS Is A Second Chance

ReactOS will never be able to substitute for Windows, because it lags too far behind in development.

Listening To Austra While Driving

Listening to anything by Austra while driving makes me feel like I'm in a car commercial that's trying to sell something sporty to millennials.

Driving Fast

Drive fast, you get a ticket. Drive slow, you get more time to listen to your music.

This Generations' Obsession With GIFs

I'm pretty sure this generations' obsession with GIFs is all because of the moving pictures in the Harry Potter series.

Bee Movie Alternative Description

When a women and a bee form an unlikely relationship, producers realize they're getting dangerously close to making a children's movie about bestiality

Listening To Music

Me: *listening to music*

NSA: "Jesus fuck this guy has great taste."

2019 Hopes

Can 2019 please be the year we stop using squirrel voices in songs?

What Devs Say And Don't Say

What Devs Say: By forcing our users to update we ensure they're protected against the latest security flaws.

MRW An Application Tries To Force Updates

Program: I know you don't want me to update, but I'm forcing you to update, because I know what's best for you.

The Linux Legend

Legend says that when you get fed up with Windows,

Antivirus On Linux

Scan all the files you want. If anyone says, "You don't need antivirus

Music

It only takes one good song to change your day.

People

Most people are either stupid, cruel, or some combination of the two.

You Know You're Tired When

You know you're tired when you try to move a bunch of files into

YOLO

Still saying YOLO even though it's 2018.

Windows 10 And Start Icons

Me: *Opens start menu*
Me: Where are my icons?

Windows 10 And Sleep

Me: Wake up Windows 10. I want to use my computer.
Windows 10: Oooooouuuuuuummmmmmmgggggg. 5 more minutes.